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All 2 game Reviews


Canyon Shooter Canyon Shooter

Rated 1 / 5 stars

why is this game getting 10s?

first off, this game has some pretty offensive racial undertones. the missiles with the middle stereotypical mid-eastern guy strapped to them, was that supposed to be funny? because i call it offensive. and its not like theirs a back story, as far as i know, to make sense of the "white vs mid-eastern" set up.

now, the game its self is poorly designed and monotonous. all the levels felt the same and the guns were unimaginative (machine gun, shot gun, flame thrower, etc.). also, this game is pretty much entirely on-rails. the only reason that moving is necessary is to catch power ups. not to mention that all the winds made the controls feel weak and unresponsive.

The only thing keeping it from a 0 is the presentation, particularly the menus and HUD. the art direction was like a bootleg Metal Slug ripoff sans humor, but it still looked like time was put into the sprites and levels.

ultimately, this game is unimaginative, racist and monotonous with some fairly pretty menus.



Alien Hominid Alien Hominid

Rated 5 / 5 stars

probably the best flash on NG

I started playing this game cos i wuz bored. by the time i got to the 1st boss i wuz adicted. I m probably gonna buy a PS2 JUST to play the full version. (I played the GC one at a friends house. it kikcks ass)